I lost my shoe...

"Does this taco taste funny to you?"-Dean Winchester

  • Benedict: I've been nominated for the ice bucket challenge by three friends, so I need to do it three times.
  • Benedict: Well, I need ideas.
  • Benedict: *goes to the internet*
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict: Hmm... My fans want me to do it in a white t-shirt.
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict: Oh, they want me to do it naked as well.
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict: Both. Both is good.
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict:
  • Benedict: Buckets are for wimps, where is my helmet?

"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via mor-iarty)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

slayboybunny:

HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG, 
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THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
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it is like a smaller smoother manatee…

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but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
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and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH

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DUGONG!!
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